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deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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plot twist:you are everyone's first choice.

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

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