I like rain, peanut butter, cats, dance, and my boyfriend. I hate showers and most people and I keep up with the Kardashians. That's it.
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Get off your computer and go outside. Live a little. eat new foods. Smile at strangers. Yell at old people. vandalize random cars. shit on rooftops. steal handfuls of bananas from walmart. get a tattoo of bill Cosby.
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me
guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other
well you certainly live up to your url
naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it
Stop saying it’s okay when your soul’s bleeding. Stop trying to dodge knives that always end up in the depths of your heart. Stop looking to the ceiling hoping that tears won’t overflow. Stop taking people’s shit. Walk away. Fuck them all.
mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary