I like rain, peanut butter, cats, dance, and my boyfriend. I hate showers and most people and I keep up with the Kardashians. That's it.

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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(Source: divinedorothy, via onlylolgifs)

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via distraction)

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Anonymous asked: when u wanna ask a girl out but she only dates ppl 6 ft and over


Answer:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*ministraightwhiteboyproblems

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tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via gnarly)

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bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

(via zackisontumblr)

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(via ruinedchildhood)

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sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

(via zackisontumblr)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via distraction)

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femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

(Source: getsby, via gnarly)

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